The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
i have a job interview at 4
I wasted a solid two and a half years being friends with this kid who I fucking despise now. thinking back it was a huge waste of time when I could have met other amazing people who could have impacted my life a lot more than this piece of shit. I’m so annoyed weekend after weekend it would just be a boring ass life. I’m mad at myself I stayed friends for so long because it really started to waste away my life.
where’s my time machine?